These Puns Are Criminal!
These Puns Are Criminal!
My husband
and I are lying in bed, having our usual pre-sleep recap of our days.
Husband: “[Boss] was giving us an overview of the candidates coming in for interviews.
He said one of them gave
him a bad vibe, said he came across as condescending.”
Me: “Ahh,
condescending. The opposite of gentleman-ascending.”
Husband: *Long pause* “Shut
up.”
Me: *Giggling wildly* “Hey,
honey? What do you call a patronizing criminal going down a set of stairs? A
condescending con descending!”
He rolled over in bed and pretended to fall asleep.
I continued giggling. Unfortunately, I can’t even say my horrible jokes were due to a late hour; this is just my sense of humor.
You’d think he would be used to it after eight years together.
